Juggernaut Wards Off Romanian Villagers Attempting to Suck Their Life Essence
The Juggernaut, having been warned that their vital life substances and juices might send Romanian villagers into a frenzy of otherworldly evil, threw caution to the wind and crossed the Carpathian Mountains, exploring the far reaches of Transylvania and drinking its primitive ales along the way.
“We’re well aware of the power of our internal juices,” Kludge was quoted as saying while attempting to mask his thick musk in an effort to avoid detection by nearby villagers. “Usually our vital life substances are no problem, but here in Romania, I guess the villagers want to suck them or something. It’s really the concentration of our juice essence that’s worrisome - I think the villagers can sense it with their primeval awareness of particularly potent juices or something.”
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